They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
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