Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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