She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
What did we do last night that was yellow?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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