A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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