i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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