i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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