i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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