The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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