Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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