I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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