So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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