So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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