the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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