I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I think my moral compass just broke
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
