used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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