i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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