If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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