i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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