I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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