He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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