We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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