OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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