just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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