we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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