Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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