they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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