AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
They took my balls.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
