i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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