My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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