i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
