Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
You left your phone here
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