Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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