i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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