you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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