is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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