Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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