is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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