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I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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