I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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