God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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