You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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