i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
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