I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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