Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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