Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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