The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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