babies were throwing up all over the place
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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