Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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