dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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