At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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